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Make Your Own Sex Toys Book The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book believes that lovemaking and the making of love toys go hand in hand – literally! Comically written and complete with boy-scout like illustrations, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is like a sexy Blue Peter handbook of imaginative ways to get intimate! Get creative and have a giggle at the same time with the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book! At first the shocking vegetable dildos, candled willies and strap-on-salami may seem a bit extreme, but we guarantee that once you’ve given them a good go, you’ll thank Mother Nature for her stimulating and sensuous toys from the earth! Corrupt your mind and free your wildest desires with the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book whilst satisfying yourself and your partner – or the other way around, depending on how generous you’re feeling! You’ll never look at a garden peg, sock or root vegetable innocently again! About The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is a wonderful D.I.Y practical guide to a better love life! The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book includes 50 quick & easy projects with simply illustrations! The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book requires no other materials than the odd vegetable, bundle of wool or random candle! The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is split into 4 categories: For Him, For Her, For Couples and Storage/Organisation The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book comes complete with practical, safety and hygiene instructions so you can be confident about the cleanliness of what you produce using the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book! The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is 128 pages The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book was published in February 2007 and is written and illustrated by Matt Pagett The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book measures approximately 22 cm x 16.5 cm x 1 cm The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is suitable for singletons and couples wondering how they can reinvent their love lives! Why settle for the rabbit when you can make your own sex toys from carrots! You’ll be amazed how many orgasmic objects and intimate items you have lying around the house – you might have fantasised about them in the past and felt shameful for having such disturbing thoughts, but the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book certifies them as satisfying and shows you’re not the only randy Andy out there! Looking awfully like an Easy Jet safety sheet that you read on a plane, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is bright orange, retro-styled and simple to follow and use (we mean the projects are easy to use – the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book CANNOT be used as a project in itself – ouch!) With 50 inventively sexy activities included, you’d be hard-pushed not to find something that tickles your fancy! Whether you’re after a more daringly exciting love-life with your other half or you’re just after a more satisfying way to stimulate yourself, you won’t regret the small amount of spare change you hand over for the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book! No more taking shameful Sunday trips to Sleazy Sex Shops (Sex Shops are open on Sundays? I bet Jesus never intended it that way) or checking security boxes on no-go internet sites, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book features all the information to solve your frustration! Think you know all the tricks of the trade and that the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book won’t impress or excite you? Think again! Because as well as your usual cucumber, carrot and candle dildo diagrams, you’ll also find all the essential information on the creation of sexy S & M toys, naughty negligee and foxy gimp masks! (Someone’s been watching too much Pulp Fiction!) Written and illustrated by Matt Pagett (the only male to admit his answer to ‘what do you want to be when you grow up’ was ‘a sex maniac’), the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book even features safety and hygiene tips to stop you from contracting nasty diseases or your bits dropping off! (OK, a bit extreme but we’re trying to make a point here) Part sex-education, part-mild porno, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book even includes full diagrams of the male and female anatomies at the beginning – just in case you’d forgotten where everything goes! Vibrating mobile phones, craftily holed pumpkins and soap-bars, James Bondage outfits and wooden willies are just a selection of the saucy suggestions waiting to be explored and enjoyed in the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book! We really can’t stress enough how sensational value for money and insanely fun and erotic the tasks at hand suggested in the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book are… You’ll just have to sneak a peek inside and get a feel for it yourself! What’s in the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book Box? 1 x Make Your Own Sex Toys Book Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Make Your Own Sex Toys Book

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Puppies Personalised Calendar The Personalised Calendar – Puppies is a hopeful celebration of all the wonderful memories you’ll make in the months to come! Filled with twelve lovely illustrations of the charismatic Puppies, the Personalised Calendar can be personalised for one person or two so if you’re after the perfect gift for a couple or simply a stunning sentimental gift for a friend or loved one, purchase one today! Practical and incredibly pretty, the Personalised Calendar Puppies is the ideal opportunity to show someone that love isn’t just for Christmas! Cheer yourself or a loved one through spring, summer, autumn and winter with these adorable little pup illustrations only available in the Personalised Calendar Puppies! About the Puppies Personalised Calendar The Personalised Calendar Puppies is a lovely clean-cut A4 calendar with twelve charming little illustrations of the cute cartoon Fat Dog Fred - featuring either your own name, someone else’s name or you and your partner’s name – it’s sure to be enjoyed the whole year round! You can specify what month you want the calendar to start from so you always get a full 12 months of joy, please input this in the Starting Month field above. The Personalised Calendar Puppies features your name(s) cleverly placed into the cartoon illustration! The Personalised Calendar Puppies features a little image of a gift-tag on the front of the calendar for you to add your own little message of love and affection! Simply enter all the information into the message fields when ordering to make sure it’s all perfecto! The Personalised Calendar Puppies is available for Next Day Delivery and Next Day Delivery before 9am. Please ensure to order BEFORE 1PM to avoid disappointment. The standard delivery service is 2 to 4 working days. Tired of ticking the days off on a boring old calendar that just doesn’t set you up for the days and months ahead? Calendars usually go from one extreme to the other – they’re either filled with images of lovely little innocent kittens or they’re plastered with plastic-looking Barbie women with their breasts literally jumping into your breakfast cereals! Jam packed full of twelve terrifically cute pictures of Puppies, the Personalised Calendar subtly features either your own name, someone else’s name or a couple’s name into each individual image! In January you’ll see your own name or yours and your lover’s name in Fat Dog Fred’s dog house! Skip through to March and your chosen name(s) will be skilfully iced onto scrummy looking Easter eggs! Ideal as a Valentine’s or Anniversary gift and sensational for anyone who love cuddly animals, you’ll both be able to look forward to your lovely life together with the Personalised Calendar Valentine Puppies! Just don’t go writing your ex’s birthday on the calendar – from personal experience it’s a true romance killer! Everyone needs a calendar in their life and we could all do with being a bit more organised so why not sort yourself out by pencilling in to pick up a few Personalised Calendars Puppies calendars for yourself and your loved ones today! What do you get with the Puppies Personalised Calendar? 1 x A4 Personalised Calendar Puppies Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available when ordering before 1pm Puppies Personalised Calendar

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Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book The Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book is the fabulous fool-proof way for new dads to learn all there is to learn about new-born-bundles! If yourself or your husband is having teething troubles coming to terms at the prospect of a new little life entering theirs then let them breathe a sigh of baby-relief with the Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book! Rattle ahead of the game with this hot-tipped book stuffed full of accessible and relatable advice on potty training, babysitters and how to stay calm when you’ve just been splattered with cream corn! You’ll be surprised at just how easy the wee world can be after taking on the essential and invaluable guidance given in the Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book! About the Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book The Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book is a fantastic fool-proof way to make sure new dads get to grips with the prospect of raising a tiny person! 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Getting the beers in with the boys, leaving your drill bits all over the floor and not being able to hear the football score over the eruption of cries and wails may send you over the edge – the Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book talks you around and explains that what you’re going through is completely normal! Written by empathetic father and former sports columnist C.W. Nevis, the influential and distinguished Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book has helped problematic parents worldwide and could next solve your stresses and strains! The incredible Crouching Father, Hidden Toddler Book features tons of articles all cleverly written to inform and instruct, whilst still retaining a comical and down-to-earth tone. Have a glance over ‘The Dharma of 2 a.m.’, read up on ‘Buddha & The Breast’ in your coffee break, and flick through ‘Teething: The Tooth of Time’ when you’ve tried all other avenues to ease your troublesome tot! 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The At-A-Glance - Instruments of the Orchestra guide houses all you'll ever need to know about the orchestra. It clearly describes how the instruments are played, where they sit, their ranges and transpositions, and a host of other fascinating facts. The information about each class and instrument also includes famous instrumentalists and wonderful musical examples. With illustrations, diagrams and a light-hearted approach, this guide will prove to be an invaluable reference for Musicians, orchestras and teachers.

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Penis Pokey This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever sold! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time. About Penis Pokey 20 Pages 7.9 x 7.7 x 0.5 inches Christopher Behrens Penis Pokey

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Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile The Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile is one the incredibly practical and incredibly pretty aprons from the popular and fast-growing Jessie Steele range! When things heat up in the kitchen, make sure your look as hot as what you’re cooking up! The beautifully feminine and hand-drawn style of this Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron looks simply divine over an ordinary outfit! Why slip in the style stakes just because you bake? The Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile will make cooking a chic treat so buy one today! About the Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile The Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Aprons are infamously curvy womanly shaped aprons that have graced the screens of Desperate Housewives and the Oprah Winfrey Show! The Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile is a beautifully designed apron which will keep your clothes clean as well as keeping you stylish! This Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron features an explosion of black and white Parisian illustrations on a white background! Black trimming and bow detailing completes the gorgeous effect! This Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron come in one size that will fit most women This Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron is made from a pleasant cotton-linen blend fabric This Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron is machine-washable – please use a cool cycle The entire Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Range can be viewed by typing ‘Domestic Goddess’ into our search column on the left of the page or simply explore by clicking ‘Related Products’! ‘Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.’ (Harriet Van Horne) Bearing that in mind, why not create a lasting relationship with your kitchen with the gorgeously sweet Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron in Bib Josephine Café Toile! When you purchase any of our remarkably timeless Domestic Goddess Aprons, you can rest assured your under-apron-garments are kept clean and tidy from Monday to Friday! (Because cooks deserve the weekend off!) Ideal for cooking, decorating and hosting dinner parties! This Jessie Steele Domestic Goddess Apron features an explosion of black and white Parisian illustrations a crisp white backdrop! All the benefits of a regular apron with the added glitz and glamour of something just a little more special! The Domestic Goddess Apron will look stunning whether you’re stripping a wall or scrambling an egg! The Apron Age has come a long way since the days of our grandmothers whipping up culinary delights in their white pinnies, so why not modernize your cooking mantra by releasing the inner-goddess in you with the Domestic Goddess Apron in Bib Josephine Café Toile! Throw away your tatty excuse for an apron and experience what it’s like to cook in a tasty Domestic Goddess Apron! Join us in toasting this wonderful kitchen creation by purchasing one today! The entire Domestic Goddess Range can be viewed by typing ‘Domestic Goddess’ into our search column on the left of the page or simply explore by clicking ‘Related Products’! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Domestic Goddess Apron – Bib Josephine Café Toile

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